Monday, May 2, 2011

Things I Learned in 4460



·      Network! Network! Network!
·      “If the public thinks you have a problem… Guess what? You have a problem.”
·      Never tweet that you won’t be in class due to bad weather, a slight cold, lost contacts, sick hamster etc., etc.
·      There is such a thing as a dumb question i.e. “Today we are learning about phone pitches.” 5 minutes later… “What are we learning today?”
·      People over 50 DO tweet.
·      Bourbon and wine can cure anything
·      Always have a full fridge and beer during winter weather warnings
·      Twitter is the place for breaking news- especially for #untj
·      Don’t put anything on the internet you wouldn’t want your grandmother or grandkids to see
·      Be a leader- being hard on your group doesn’t make you a Nazi.
·      NO “No Comment”
·      Word Nerd: Someone fascinated with learning and using new words
·      Grammar Gremlins: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
·      Social Media is always evolving along with traditional media, not against it.
·      When Kentucky wins, we all win.
·      Check your e-mail thoroughly and often- forward to the appropriate address if need be.
·      Procrastination Assassination: If you procrastinate you will wish you were dead.
·      Taco Bell’s meat is real: Don’t believe everything you read!
·      If you hate talking on the phone- change your major.
·      It’s not who you know it’s who knows you.
·      TweetDeck will transform Twitter into something new, exciting and completely different. It’s addictive.
·      Classes really do last for 3 hours.
·      Senioritis is 10 times more intense in college and 20 times more inconvenient.
·      If you can’t find your classmates after a big assignment go to Fry Street- everyone’s there.
·      A pitch can be thrown (away).
·      Paper bleeds.
·      Time Management: Turnitin is the ultimate authority on the outcome of your grade.
·      Grades come when they come.
·      If you ever find time to get bored, are stuck at school during a tornado watch and/or sudden hurricane @samjb’s office is the place to be.

-Alisha Mychele

1 comment:

  1. I can't stop laughing. I think I'll use this as my syllabus next semester, or at least attach it so the students know from Day 1 what they're getting into. Great job!

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