· Network! Network! Network!
· “If the public thinks you have a problem… Guess what? You have a problem.”
· Never tweet that you won’t be in class due to bad weather, a slight cold, lost contacts, sick hamster etc., etc.
· There is such a thing as a dumb question i.e. “Today we are learning about phone pitches.” 5 minutes later… “What are we learning today?”
· People over 50 DO tweet.
· Bourbon and wine can cure anything
· Always have a full fridge and beer during winter weather warnings
· Twitter is the place for breaking news- especially for #untj
· Don’t put anything on the internet you wouldn’t want your grandmother or grandkids to see
· Be a leader- being hard on your group doesn’t make you a Nazi.
· NO “No Comment”
· Word Nerd: Someone fascinated with learning and using new words
· Grammar Gremlins: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
· Social Media is always evolving along with traditional media, not against it.
· When Kentucky wins, we all win.
· Check your e-mail thoroughly and often- forward to the appropriate address if need be.
· Procrastination Assassination: If you procrastinate you will wish you were dead.
· Taco Bell’s meat is real: Don’t believe everything you read!
· If you hate talking on the phone- change your major.
· It’s not who you know it’s who knows you.
· TweetDeck will transform Twitter into something new, exciting and completely different. It’s addictive.
· Classes really do last for 3 hours.
· Senioritis is 10 times more intense in college and 20 times more inconvenient.
· If you can’t find your classmates after a big assignment go to Fry Street- everyone’s there.
· A pitch can be thrown (away).
· Paper bleeds.
· Time Management: Turnitin is the ultimate authority on the outcome of your grade.
· Grades come when they come.
· If you ever find time to get bored, are stuck at school during a tornado watch and/or sudden hurricane @samjb’s office is the place to be.
-Alisha Mychele
I can't stop laughing. I think I'll use this as my syllabus next semester, or at least attach it so the students know from Day 1 what they're getting into. Great job!
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